{"title":"Poorly Advised Tees","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"i-can-t-talk-to-women-t-shirt","title":"I Can’t Talk To Women T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHonesty is the best policy. Apparently.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe I Can’t Talk To Women T-Shirt is a straightforward graphic tee built for easy everyday wear with a soft feel and clean silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight 153 g\/m² fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar and shoulder tape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose your usual size for a standard fit. Size up if you want a looser look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Iron on low heat and avoid ironing directly over the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e This shirt is produced on demand, so fulfillment time is separate from shipping transit time.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":59970330099998,"sku":"28599575402985231791","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":59876709335326,"sku":"30992009885195289133","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":59970330132766,"sku":"10723609585674830465","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":59876709368094,"sku":"12833275072857332776","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":59970330165534,"sku":"28622365499930341959","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":59876709400862,"sku":"64723122852730291122","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":59970330198302,"sku":"16068338961473614952","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":59876709433630,"sku":"33006331253079123646","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":59970330231070,"sku":"17744174006010802936","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":59876709466398,"sku":"31810207032573801643","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":59970330263838,"sku":"42643997276449640438","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":59876709499166,"sku":"10933821357642726582","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/4269\/6478\/files\/i-cant-talk-to-women-black-front.jpg?v=1789607194"},{"product_id":"bad-at-boundaries-great-at-parties-tee","title":"Bad At Boundaries, Great At Parties Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSelf-aware, unbothered, invited anyway.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Bad At Boundaries, Great At Parties Tee keeps things simple with a clean front graphic and an easy everyday fit. Minimal design, questionable judgment, solid shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose your usual size for a standard fit. Size up if you want a looser look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash inside out with cold water and similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Avoid ironing directly over the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e This shirt is produced on demand, so fulfillment time is separate from shipping transit time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c!-- PAH_PRODUCT_ID:bad-at-boundaries-great-at-parties-001 --\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":59970237956382,"sku":"24296137971208747723","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":59889922375966,"sku":"29079638808088603781","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":59970237989150,"sku":"34539592961868113876","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":59889922408734,"sku":"28862370061580264449","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":59970238021918,"sku":"11758320997642595697","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":59889922441502,"sku":"14329568923279577949","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":59970238054686,"sku":"16376962163153777088","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":59889922474270,"sku":"49901258388831154899","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":59970238087454,"sku":"17256105585101553747","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":59889922507038,"sku":"26702290639140995472","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":59970238120222,"sku":"30377516208110452597","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":59889922539806,"sku":"15050194484255941683","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/4269\/6478\/files\/9522070091588376845_2048.jpg?v=1789605801"},{"product_id":"emotionally-unavailable-financially-worse-tee","title":"Emotionally Unavailable, Financially Worse Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo confessions, one shirt.\u003c\/strong\u003e Dating and money, both going badly, both on brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Emotionally Unavailable, Financially Worse Tee keeps the design minimal and the message painfully specific. Built for everyday wear with a regular fit, crew neck, and cotton construction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose your usual size for a standard fit. Size up if you want a looser look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash inside out with cold water and similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Avoid ironing directly over the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e This shirt is produced on demand, so fulfillment time is separate from shipping transit time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c!-- PAH_PRODUCT_ID:emotionally-unavailable-financially-worse-001 --\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":59970239463710,"sku":"26280667351430976407","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":59889923719454,"sku":"23136196694098009090","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":59970239496478,"sku":"26435861263048489257","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":59889923752222,"sku":"19849639910663098587","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":59970239529246,"sku":"28279640638240493922","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":59889923784990,"sku":"27847259242549739125","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":59970239562014,"sku":"28425926082612179534","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":59889923817758,"sku":"32059622304313592313","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":59970239594782,"sku":"26954136112940646523","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":59889923850526,"sku":"90257163852527033435","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":59970239627550,"sku":"26137251440698787749","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":59889923883294,"sku":"21995192807989527879","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/4269\/6478\/files\/11929479577829260558_2048.jpg?v=1789605815"},{"product_id":"currently-unsupervised-tee","title":"Currently Unsupervised Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThree words. Zero context needed.\u003c\/strong\u003e Read as a warning, wear as a brag.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Currently Unsupervised Tee is a clean, minimal graphic shirt built for everyday wear with a regular fit, crew neck, and cotton construction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCotton tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes S–3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, White\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose your usual size for a standard fit. Size up if you want a looser look.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wash inside out with cold water and similar colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry when possible. Avoid ironing directly over the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e This shirt is produced on demand, so fulfillment time is separate from shipping transit time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c!-- PAH_PRODUCT_ID:currently-unsupervised-001 --\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":59889924014366,"sku":"22630956058070322202","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":59970238710046,"sku":"49231470789330994637","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":59889924047134,"sku":"29754920357329326590","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":59970238742814,"sku":"23179433869002555488","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":59889924079902,"sku":"11917696996942924895","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":59970238775582,"sku":"19628088176304541338","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":59889924112670,"sku":"28658683965446207487","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":59970238808350,"sku":"18388429463938786984","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":59889924145438,"sku":"33280979919696334279","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":59970238841118,"sku":"17339643274702414456","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":59889924178206,"sku":"28880066586269979921","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":59970238873886,"sku":"11200828460807011597","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/4269\/6478\/files\/7751647440868078633_2048.jpg?v=1789605809"},{"product_id":"terrible-decisions-with-confidence-tee","title":"Terrible Decisions With Confidence Tee","description":"A deadpan statement tee for questionable choices made with maximum certainty.\n\n\u003c!-- PAH_PRODUCT_ID:terrible-decisions-confidence-001 --\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":59978750820638,"sku":"17177330136051823371","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":59978750853406,"sku":"15645499419225184667","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":59978750886174,"sku":"29282792575191467198","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":59978750918942,"sku":"17207643613728852472","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":59978750951710,"sku":"13832668496552090714","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":59978750984478,"sku":"24172784427484754224","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":59978751017246,"sku":"84877272925286809959","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":59978751050014,"sku":"10417335725071554831","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":59978751082782,"sku":"19568636132387169712","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":59978751115550,"sku":"18575560047195142756","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":59978751148318,"sku":"69260822748430321412","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":59978751181086,"sku":"31378604784585777708","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1090\/4269\/6478\/files\/18024189795985228429_2048.jpg?v=1789670564"}],"url":"https:\/\/poorlyadvised.org\/collections\/poorly-advised-tees.oembed","provider":"Poorly Advised ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}